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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:42

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Thank you.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How big is the French Army?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I'm 24.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.